“By the way, didn’t I break your heart?
Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart.
So sorry, I never meant to break your heart…
…but you broke mine.”
– “Kayleigh”, Marillion
Airdate: November 10th, 2017
Written By: Lamar Abrams and Jeff Liu
Plot: Steven has returned from Space, but all is not going well back on Planet Earth. Connie is less than happy that Steven sacrificed himself to Homeworld, and when Steven doesn’t quite get it, she stops talking to him. Meanwhile, the people have had enough of Mayor Dewey and begin gravitating to Nanefua Pizza, who’s launched an insurgent campaign to become the mayor. Steven decides to assist Dewey in an attempt at a political comeback.
Review:
Welp, welcome to the Breakup Arc.
Steven Universe at arguably its most uncomfortable. Which, given that we’ve had forced fusion, grief-related psychological blindness, the “Deception Arc” in Season 2, the brutality of “Bismuth”… suffice to say, I could go on all day with this. Steven Universe is probably the saddest hyper-optimistic series to ever air on television. It’s a small miracle that it’s as good as it is.
Can we break hearts even more completely?
Well, how about we split three of the show’s most iconic duos across Season 5? In fact, let’s split the main character’s partnership with his best friend/girlfriend/whatever the hell these two are first, just to really knee the viewer straight in the pelvis?
And celebrate by having one of the show’s side characters tossed from his job, albeit after years of haphazard city management?
“Dewey Wins”? Hah! Almost nobody wins here. At least in the show’s canon. Could the viewers, however, get a small W in terms of episode quality? Well, according to the fans… maybe not. This episode actually has a 6.8 on IMDB, one of the lower-rated installments in the series. (For the record, the current wooden spoon holder is “Rocknaldo” with a staggeringly low 5.4. The highest ranked episodes are “Change Your Mind”, “Reunited” and “A Single Pale Rose”, all from later on this season, with a 9.7.)
Tragically, I kinda agree with the consensus. There are some decent ideas within, but this episode executes them in a way that is really awkward.
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